Top 10 reasons: Why you should buy from ME this shopping season

So, this is my shameless blog post giving you all the best reasons you should be Holiday shopping and pool cleaning from ME!

These are our companies:

1. We are poor compared to the Walton Family, owners of Walmart. And we could use the money! And we are way nicer!

Exhibit A. This one of the Waltons homes... or should I say compound:

[Source: Maricopa County Assessor] 

Exhibit B: This is my Home.. which is in the middle of much needed renovation. (Pray for me)

Exhibit C: 'Nuff said

2. We are a Local, Family Business.

Doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that 

YOUR dollar is helping to support a family and community? 

(P.S. and we donate to local organizations) I know, right?

3. We are a Native American owned company. 

C'mon, you know that makes it cool!

4. We GIVE you MONEY!!! Hello? What is better than that?

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 Residential Pool Cleaning Service, LLC: 

We will give you $100 for each referral that uses our services for 1 month!!

5. We have what you WANT! 
I know what you are thinking... but I like shopping at Macy's on Black Friday... or I only like Crayola brand markers... or my Daughter only wears clothes from ____ or I only like to buy natural, earth-friendly products...
Um, people, we have OVER 3,000 partner stores. I'm sure you can find what you need. Don't believe me? Click HERE

Exhibits A, B and C:

6. You can shop online on Thanksgiving and not feel guilty... and still get the best deals.

7. You can avoid this:

 and possibly this:

8. You can participate in Cyber Monday, get great deals AND get Cashback.

9. We are available all the time!

on your Computer, Ipad and Phone!

www.shop.com/area8/mobile_app-v.xhtml

Oh, and Globally... in case you have family or friends abroad.

http://global.shop.com/area8

10. My kid is ADORABLE! I mean just look at this face! Doesn't he just make you want to buy things from his parents? So he can have cool clothes, healthy meals and a spacious home to live in... yeah.

No, but seriously...
We work hard to make our customers happy and love what we do. I hope you share this with all your friends and family, to support our growing family.

Please take a moment and register as our customer by clicking HERE. (Yes, it really is FREE to register).

I know who registers and who doesn't... so if you are a family member, and want a present this holiday season... well, you get my drift, lol. Just kidding! (no, I'm not) Yes, I am! (Am I?)

We thank you!

Here are some cool videos too: